Archive for February 28th, 2007
Funny Five Quotes # 3
#1. Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I’m not there, I go to work.
#2. For every action of mine, there is an equal and opposite government program. — Bob Wells
#3. I can easily identify people who can’t count to ten. They are in front of me in the supermarket express lane.
#4. I have always got struggling attitude, since I was sperm.
#5. I’m not a complete idiot, there are still some parts missing!
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