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Funny Five Quotes # 6
#1. My brain is an interesting organ. It starts working the moment I get up in the morning and does not stop until I get into the office.
#2. I’ve not failed. I’ve just found 10,000 ways that won’t work. — Thomas A. Edison
#3. My Dad gave me a gold locket. It’s fake. I requested fake. Maybe I’m paranoid, but in this day and age, I don’t want something around my neck that’s worth more than my head. (Inspired by – Rita Rudner)
#4. Whenever there is a hard job to be done I assign it to a lazy man; he is sure to find an easy way of doing it. — Walter Chrysler
#5. Hard work never killed anybody, but why should I take a chance?
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Funny Five Quotes # 5
#1. Because they pretend to pay, I pretend to work. — Milan Bobde
#2. People say that life is the thing, but I prefer reading. — Logan Pearsall Smith
#3. When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep — not screaming, like the passengers in his car.
#4. When there’s a will, I want to be in it.
#5. The only reason I get lost in thought is because it’s unfamiliar territory.
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Funny Five Quotes # 4
#1. If I can’t beat them, I confuse them.
#2. It is the mark of my educated mind, to be able to entertain a thought without accepting it. — Arsitotle
#3. Whoever said to me that my money can’t buy happiness, didn’t know where to shop.
#4. Save time – see it my way.
#5. They pretend to pay me. I pretend to work.
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Funny Five Quotes # 3
#1. Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I’m not there, I go to work.
#2. For every action of mine, there is an equal and opposite government program. — Bob Wells
#3. I can easily identify people who can’t count to ten. They are in front of me in the supermarket express lane.
#4. I have always got struggling attitude, since I was sperm.
#5. I’m not a complete idiot, there are still some parts missing!
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Funny Five Quotes # 2
#2. Who says ‘Nothing is impossible’, I have been doing nothing all life.
#4. If confusion is the first step to knowledge, then I must be a genius. #5. There cannot be a crisis next week. My schedule is already full.
Funny Five Quotes # 1
#1. I couldn’t wait for success, so I went ahead without it.
#2. If you don’t cry over spilt milk chances are you’ll spill it again.
#3. Work fascinates me. I can look at it for hours!
#4. When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up, reading.
#5. If lying is the first step to become successful, I must be a failure.
